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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:53 pm Post subject: Dont mess with the old guys |
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The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Don, because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with Don the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Don and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Don snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said "Man, what happened to you? You look awful". He said, 'Man, that Don shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night".
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy - a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Don into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.
Don sat up and watched me all night.
_________________ Pete
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:52 pm Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys |
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yip that would make ya stay awake for sure...
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11389 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 7:26 am Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys |
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I've always loved that one. Yup...A man's man. A REAL cowboy...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:30 pm Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys |
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I'm lockin' the barn door from now on Bushy!
Patt me on the rear @ bed time and ya better be female or...it's a 2" 357 fulla #12 x 5!
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11389 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:24 pm Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys |
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What!??! No confidence in your "manhood"???
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:58 pm Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys |
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MY...manhood aint in question here....I dont patt dood's on the arse!
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11389 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:22 pm Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys |
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Aah...Yer no fun...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:52 pm Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys |
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_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Dimitri Super Member
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 2:55 am Post subject: Re: Dont mess with the old guys |
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Bushmaster wrote: |
Aah...Yer no fun... |
_________________ Regards
Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds. |
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