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Definition of Bravery
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:55 am    Post subject: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask - "
Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?" Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 6:59 am    Post subject: Re: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

That's a good one! I'm going to remember that!!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 7:23 am    Post subject: Re: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

Not for long slimjim...

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:11 am    Post subject: Re: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

I'll try to remember that but, just to pass it on to some wise acre newly wed.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

slimjim wrote:
That's a good one! I'm going to remember that!!

Somethin' tell's me he'll keep it to himself.... Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 2:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

slap her rear and say, "you are next!"

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 4:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Not for long slimjim...


True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask -
"Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:28 am    Post subject: Re: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

One of the funnyest things I've read in forever...prolly one of the most dangerous too....
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

gee I hope the dog kennel is comfortable.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

Vince has a reefer and grill in his dog house

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

I hear the top of Wiersy's ladder is pretty posh too....he's a carpenter so...
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:29 am    Post subject: Re: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Vince has a reefer and grill in his dog house

Not sure what a reefer is (I only remember that term being applied to a hand rolled cigarette of whacky tobaccy, marijuana), but yep...the old muttley hoose is well fitted out...has to be, I spend so much time in there, and the pig sits nicely out front too. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 6:00 am    Post subject: Re: Definition of Bravery Reply with quote

Here you go Vince >> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/..._container

Once again, two great nations separated by a common language! Wink

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