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. . . qualifications for president
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:50 pm    Post subject: . . . qualifications for president Reply with quote

Natural born citizen.

This just might make your day a little brighter!! You, who worry about democrats versus republicans -- relax,here is our real problem.


In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen.

In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?" wtf



Yep, these are the same kinds of 18-year-olds that are now voting in our elections!
They breed and they walk among US...



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Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:00 am    Post subject: Re: . . . qualifications for president Reply with quote

the sort of thing you would expect from a 8 year old
or little Johny...

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 10:06 am    Post subject: Re: . . . qualifications for president Reply with quote

they know about C-sections when they are 8-years old now?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:25 pm    Post subject: Re: . . . qualifications for president Reply with quote

you would be suprised what a 8yr old knows about...

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 2:28 pm    Post subject: Re: . . . qualifications for president Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
you would be suprised what a 8yr old knows about...

With todays kids thats an understatement.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:50 pm    Post subject: Re: . . . qualifications for president Reply with quote

I guess with the internet, there is nothing they can't learn about!

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