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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:09 am    Post subject: Obamacare Reply with quote

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.

“Hello?”

“Mrs. Sanders, please.”

“Speaking.”

“Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at the hospital laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.”

“What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s and the other one20tested positive for HIV. We can’t tell which is which.”

“That’s dreadful! Surprised Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Sanders.

“Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests one time.”

”Well, what am I supposed to do now? ” Mad

“The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him.”

wtf Mad

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Obamacare Reply with quote

Hey Vince, do you really give it that much credit Question I don't.I think it's about the biggest mistake he's made yet, next to the ammo/reloading component shortage he's caused. Talk about stupid, he is!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Obamacare Reply with quote

Aw come on now he's gonna save us all and most important he's going to bring all our troops home............ NOT!

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