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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 1:41 am Post subject: Mental asylum |
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During a visit to the mental asylum,
a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.
" Well " said the director " we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him to empty the bathtub ".
" Oh I understand" said the visitor, "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup".
" No" said the director ...
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"A normal person would pull out the plug,.
Do you want the bed near the window?"
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Vince Site Admin
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:26 am Post subject: Re: Mental asylum |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
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(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:58 pm Post subject: Re: Mental asylum |
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I am reserving the aisle bed.. may need to visit the facilities at night..
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gelandangan Super Member
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 3:58 pm Post subject: Re: Mental asylum |
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I think a barbie and a few yabbies would do fine Vince.
Cant have too much alcohol nowadays.. still recovering from me alcoholic diet.
Can't believe this.. just got confirmation that I have to go there again in a couple weeks time!!
Another alcoholic trip for me..
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:45 pm Post subject: Re: Mental asylum |
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Hey!!! You can't leave the "mental assylum"!!! Where do ya think yer goin' anyway...??
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:41 pm Post subject: Re: Mental asylum |
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Sanity is soo over rated anyway, just lookout for the guys in the white coats. :-]
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