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A17Shooter
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:50 pm    Post subject: You May be a Taliban if... Reply with quote

Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following,


"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:36 pm    Post subject: Re: You May be a Taliban if... Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing ROFL Haha Haha

Good one.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:47 am    Post subject: Re: You May be a Taliban if... Reply with quote

7,10 and 11 could describe quite afew of us though
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 3:06 pm    Post subject: Re: You May be a Taliban if... Reply with quote

Morax,

Shhh don't be telling him that. Razz Some of us don't need him knowing that. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:13 pm    Post subject: Re: You May be a Taliban if... Reply with quote

hehehhe thems the ones standing downwind...
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