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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:27 pm    Post subject: Compiled from Navy staff performance appraisals Reply with quote

Since my last report, this Sailor has reached rock bottom and has started to dig

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity

This Officer is really not so much of a has-been but more of a definite won't be

Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap

When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle

This young lady has delusions of adequacy

He sets low personal standards then consistently fails to achieve them

This Officer is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot

This Officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together

A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus

He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless

He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier

I would like to go hunting with him sometime

This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar

He's been working with glue too much

He would argue with a signpost

He has a knack of making strangers immediately

He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room

When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell

If you see two people talking and one looks bored he's the other one

A photographic memory but with the cap over the lens

A prime candidate for natural deselection

Donated his brain to science before he was done using it

Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming

Has 2 brains, one is lost, the other is out looking for it

If he were any more stupid, he would have to be watered twice a week

If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean

It's hard to believe that he beat out 100,000 other sperm

One neuron short of a synapse

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he just gargled

Takes him 1 and 1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes

The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead

The only ship I would recommend this man for is citizenship

I would not breed from this Officer

He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction

He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle

Technically sound, but socially impossible

This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere

When he joined my ship, this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably

He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age

In my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet

Most, if not all, of these can also be found in Army and Air Force Appraisals as well.....I know because I feel sure that I have met most of these individuals. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:10 am    Post subject: Re: Compiled from Navy staff performance appraisals Reply with quote

I think some of these guys work for me
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 9:30 am    Post subject: Re: Compiled from Navy staff performance appraisals Reply with quote

that's what I was thinking! Hey muckapoose, you been out moose hunting yet?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Compiled from Navy staff performance appraisals Reply with quote

Wait, have you been talking to my management??

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