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Vince
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:23 pm    Post subject: REDHEAD Reply with quote

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. wtf Shocked Confused

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
back. Smile

"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. Embarassed

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says Smile

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time. Cool Very Happy

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies. . . . . "
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"...but you just happened to catch my eye."
Razz Razz Razz
Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:51 am    Post subject: Re: REDHEAD Reply with quote

Haha Haha Cyclops made my mronin' Dave

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:09 am    Post subject: Re: REDHEAD Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:01 pm    Post subject: Re: REDHEAD Reply with quote

Thats Baaaddddd ROFL Haha but funny

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:26 pm    Post subject: Re: REDHEAD Reply with quote

Shocked

Awww!!!


Haha Haha Haha

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