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Why do men prefer guns to women?
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

vint2 wrote:
A good hot shower will take care of both of those!!! Smile

Umm...pretty sure that there's some things my woman's going to take care of for me that firearms or showers won't

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

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I usually run and rub my own
I don't want to know what that means

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:27 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

keetoowah wrote:
smiling..

chuck41 do you really want women to say what they like instead of men,
especially if you want to talk about replacing or " caliber" ?

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I'd probably rather not know.... Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

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Some hubbies help with the hunt too. Very Happy

Wellll....I'll do my best even if the title doesn't apply

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Some couples work together!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

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vint2 wrote:
A good hot shower will take care of both of those!!! Smile

Umm...pretty sure that there's some things my woman's going to take care of for me that firearms or showers won't


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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

A good woman is worth her weight in gold....and then some!!!! Smile

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Cool Cool Cool Very Happy Cool

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

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A good woman is worth her weight in gold....and then some!!!! Smile

You sir are so good at being right....you've done it again!! The Wave Worship

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Thankee sir!!! Smile

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

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A good woman is worth her weight in gold....and then some!!!! Smile


If by "worth her weight in gold" you mean the 35 extra lbs she gained since we got married, a newfound inabilty to operate a vacuum cleaner, and total denial of the existence of the oven...

or is that the "and then some" part?...

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 6:46 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Actually it is an honest take it at face value, means what it says statement!!!! Smile

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:14 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

If my calculations are correct, including the extra 35 lbs, that makes mine worth somewhere in the neighborhood of 17 jillion dollars.....



WOOHOO...

I knew there was something to this marriage thing....

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 9:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

It sounds like she has been appreciating every year Hunterjoe
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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2007 4:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Just my luck...

The one time I want something to DEPRECIATE...

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