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wy111
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Joined: Jun 02, 2005
Posts: 114
Location: N. Yorkshire, U.K. ( Pomgolia)

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:45 am Post subject: Getting old?
Two old men sitting in retirement home, chatting. George says,"I'm full of aches and pains today, how do you feel?" Alf replies, "I feel like a newborn baby" George asks, " Like a new bornbaby". "Really?" ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Alf replies, "Yep. No hair, no teeth and I've just sh*t myself!"

Bushmaster
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Joined: Jun 12, 2005
Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:03 am Post subject: Re: Getting old?
Sure glad I'm still quite young...And don't go there...I have all but 3 of my teeth. I have more hair then Einstien and I can still make it to the facilities... _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

Morax
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Joined: Dec 18, 2006
Posts: 618
Location: Pittsburgh Pa

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: Re: Getting old?

Bushmaster wrote:

Sure glad I'm still quite young...And don't go there...I have all but 3 of my teeth. I have more hair then Einstien and I can still make it to the facilities...

hey me too, but most of the hair is on the back of my head, the front got scared a long time ago (its running away)

Bushmaster
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Posts: 11393
Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject: Re: Getting old?
Two kinds of bald people (and I'll get into trouble for this). Those that are going bald in front think they are lovers and those going bald in back wish they were lovers... _________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it... DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch... LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote...

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