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Bloody lawnmowers
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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:11 am    Post subject: Bloody lawnmowers Reply with quote

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the
truck, the car, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a
toothbrush.

"When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep
the driveway."

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The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.



Marriage is a relationship in which one person thinks they are always
right, and the other is a husband.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:26 am    Post subject: Re: Bloody lawnmowers Reply with quote

Haha

"Oh sweety after your done cutting the grass you can sweep the drive way it's only 50 yards long should be done in no time, here you go your toothbrush to do it with, I'll be in my workroom making some new fly fishing flys for this weekends trip" Shocked 8O ROFL

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Bloody lawnmowers Reply with quote

That's a good one Vince!!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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