mouths of babes

dhc4ever · Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:52 pm Post subject: mouths of babes

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says

A little girl raises her hand.. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
Asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well," she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty
and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl.

'My kitty raised her back, went "Ffffff!, Ffffff!, FfffffF,"
But before she could say 'F##k-off !,' the Rottweiler ate her!

Elvis · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:54 pm Post subject: Re: mouths of babes

oh dear that is just too much... thankyou for the chuckle.

slimjim · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:56 pm Post subject: Re: mouths of babes

Oh, dear! LOL