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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 5:58 pm    Post subject: Fortune? teller Reply with quote
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know. She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,
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"Will I be acquitted?"

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Fortune? teller Reply with quote
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:47 am    Post subject: Re: Fortune? teller Reply with quote
very good.

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