Courses for Women

Women think they already know everything, but wait, .training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.


Please register immediately as courses are expected to be in great demand.

Now wheres that ladder.....

Yes, you better duck for cover! Better make sure SWMBO isn't looking over my shoulder. Oops here she comes! Run!

dhc4ever, I did get a good morning chuckle! Thanks.

My junior half said that wasn't funny...I'm still laughing.

Good one.

Love it, some prime examples there.

Show this to my daughter and
she say she will tell mum that dad need to see the doctor.

Men think they know everything. Men have only 2 faults, everything they say, and everything they do. Actually if you think about it, it's the girls that make the men think they know everything.

so there
Suz

Damn Suz...Don't hold back. Let it all go.

Well......if I didn't say anything...come on.....you know....

Come on Suz, tell us how you really feel!

OK guys, time to duck.

Pete...I gotta concede the crown to ya on this one mate...it;'s brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Now, I wonder if my ghillie suit will hide me in the hedge after SWMBO sees this one.

Definitely not showing that to her majesty......