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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 6:55 pm    Post subject: One from NZ Reply with quote

I haven't forwarded many jokes in a while but this tickled my funny bone

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more
than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American
archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story
published in the New York Times: "American archaeologists, finding
traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors
already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years
earlier than the British".

One week later, the New Zealand Herald, reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Onerahi, Bill Paku
a self-taught archaeologist and avid Motorhomer reported that he
found absolutely fuck all. Paku has therefore concluded that 250 years
ago, New Zealand had already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be a Kiwi!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:53 pm    Post subject: Re: One from NZ Reply with quote

Very Happy

Thats a good one, without even mentioning sheep..

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:04 pm    Post subject: Re: One from NZ Reply with quote

those foreigners have always been slow to catch on...

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:11 am    Post subject: Re: One from NZ Reply with quote

I follow that logic. Thanks for the chuckle, radar!!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:59 am    Post subject: Re: One from NZ Reply with quote

A for gone conclusion...Wirerless...Yup. Works for me. Smoke signals...

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:21 pm    Post subject: Re: One from NZ Reply with quote

I'm sure glad someone is educating the younger crowd's vocabulary. If something is absolutely f**k all, at least I know what it means. Would hate to have to explain that to a pre-teen that might be on here tho.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 12:22 am    Post subject: Re: One from NZ Reply with quote

Embarassed Embarassed Hiding Hiding

Watch out Radar...I think I can see Suz going through her pile of switches to select an appropriately nasty one mate.

Ladder is over this way...but I'd be quick.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 11:55 am    Post subject: Re: One from NZ Reply with quote

Sorry Suz,
I just cut and pasted - didn't censor.
My mistake

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2012 9:08 pm    Post subject: Re: One from NZ Reply with quote

Perhaps the addition of F***, in the original post or change it to B***er all might save your bacon?
Constructive advice from someone who is more guilty of posting unacceptable words than most.

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