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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6397 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:59 pm Post subject: Drunk |
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One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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bigdeano88 Member
Joined: Aug 23, 2007 Posts: 27
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Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:18 pm Post subject: Re: Drunk |
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hahaha, that's a good one!
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Arron Super Member
Joined: Nov 20, 2006 Posts: 352 Location: Cen.Iowa, by way of SWIowa
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:24 pm Post subject: Re: Drunk |
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OH OH!!! I have got to tell my uncle the deputy sherrif that one, it will give a sidecramp to him and his buddies.
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