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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:21 pm    Post subject: old growth Reply with quote

Health care - Splinters in her Crotch A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and ananti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . Therewas a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted agood view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb thebig tree . As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl thatattacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to theground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor. Shetold him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter andhow she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her storywith great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room andhe would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angrywoman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her,"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, theForest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could removeold-growth timber from a recreational area. I'm sorry, but due to ObamaCare, they turned me down."

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:08 pm    Post subject: Re: old growth Reply with quote

LMAO - that should happen to all P.C. tree huggin morons!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:34 pm    Post subject: Re: old growth Reply with quote

Haha Haha

Good one Tremblay

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