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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 4:51 am    Post subject: Wait… can you repeat the question? Reply with quote

A judge was interviewing a blonde woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”

The blonde woman replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”

“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”

“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.

“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”

“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.”

He said, “Do you have a real grudge?”

“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”

“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.”

“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”

“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?”

“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me!”

Yep. She’s definitely got a problem with communication!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Wait… can you repeat the question? Reply with quote

I can relate to that......

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Wait… can you repeat the question? Reply with quote

That was a tough one. I wouldn't last a day.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 5:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Wait… can you repeat the question? Reply with quote

She doesn't have a problem, those that talk to her have the communication problem.
After all, she never gets upset... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 6:34 am    Post subject: Re: Wait… can you repeat the question? Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Yep, been there.

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