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A BAN on Hammers are called !!!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 11:18 pm    Post subject: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

Golly, the law Australia is getting more and more irrational.

First it is Guns, then Knives, spray paints and now, a BAN ON HAMMER is called!!

www.news.com.au/nation...6071019896
Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad

Bet ya, next it will be pencils, steel cap boots and jelly beans!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:14 am    Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

Well, blow me down with a feather.
A fully automatic self propelled hammer, capable of mass distruction, all on its own, by crikey lets ban it.
Yep that will work.
Look out carpenters, you are now all carrying probable murderers, only awaiting the opertunity to pounce.
The dimness of our judicary and politicians is staggering.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:41 am    Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

Sounds like your judges lack the same thing some of ours do!! Its called common sense.


Welcome to the form dhc4ever, pull up a stump, grab one of Vince's beer since he's a neighbor of yours.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:55 am    Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

we need to start the same controls on golf equipment as there is on firearms. lock up your clubs ,balls, tees in seperate places. no leaving clubs in a unattended vechile, no mixing alcohol and golfing,
that would make the policy makers sit up and take notice.
oops I forgot no golf if you have a criminal conviction, and you will loose all golfing gear and not be allowed it again if you threaten to use it for harming someone...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:29 am    Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

Damn...and that's in the State in which I live...sorta sums up the majority of Magistrates and Judges all over though.

I now have about eight (I think) murderous weapons in my garage...not locked away...just laying in my tool box and on tool shelves. Will they classify, and licence, hammers according to their style and intended use...ball pein, flat pein, claw, engineers hammers...let's not forget those insidious rubber mallets and nylon hammers...the one's that x-ray can't see...oh no...can't have them.

Wonder how they will classify nails, and those extremely dangerous screws??? Will they ban all nails and screws over a certain size, both length and diameter, and heaven forbid you should have those crews that self drill...oh wow...they are just so dangerous. Oh, nearly forgot the nails that are designed to be driven into concrete...nope...can't have them either.

What in blue blazes is this world coming to????? I simply cannot believe the stupidity of people that are supposed to be intelligent and leading our nations. The following clip sums up politicians all over the world I think.

youtu.be/-0AEmBeqPAE

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:05 am    Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

All I heard is

When the hammers are banned, the world will be screwed..

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 6:46 am    Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
When the hammers are banned, the world will be screwed..

LOL!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:53 am    Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
All I heard is When the hammers are banned, the world will be screwed..

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Good one gelandangan.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 12:48 pm    Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

gelandangan wrote:
All I heard is

When the hammers are banned, the world will be screwed..
why dont lesbians make good builders?????
too much T&G and not enough studs Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:03 pm    Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

Now Elvis, that one did make me laugh
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 2:08 pm    Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

Gelan, that was pretty darned good!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:58 am    Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

tikkat3 wrote:
Now Elvis, that one did make me laugh

+ 1 ...good one Elvis.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:06 pm    Post subject: Re: A BAN on Hammers are called !!! Reply with quote

Don't worry -banning hammers is just a step away from banning gavels. Then the judges and legislators will have to open and close sessions with starter (blank) pistols. And that's just a step away from once again legalizing handguns.

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