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"Vince The Magnificent"
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 9:19 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Thats a given.
Why do you think he jumped the fence?

...and these days, gender is not an issue in NZ either. Razz Hiding Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 11:00 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Aloysius wrote:
I noticed you didn't show him the rubber boots and the velcro gloves...
I did tip him on his back and draw my finger across his throat and whisper in his ear that the next time he jumped a fence it would be a knife Embarassed maybe he understood????
as for him being tough???? will find out soon as chops are in the pan Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 12:13 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

update....liking lips as I type...chops were tender and delishimo!!!! mmmm mmmm

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:19 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

shore 3 more today with blade shears, my body not 18 anymore but dont feel too bad, would have done more but SWMBO said enough. docked remaining lambs. 9 ewes have produced 13 lambs for us . the big round up went really well today with both mobs going straight into pens for us.
Vince looks great, didnt need shearing yet but did his buddy Mat...as in floor mat...soon as his wool gets back to the right length thats what will be happening to him.mmmmmm more mutton chops Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 29, 2013 8:12 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Now where are those velcro gloves?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 1:41 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

you will have to ask the Aussie lot .I wouldnt have a clue...

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:44 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

I've heard the KIWIs keep them in their gum boots. Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 1:07 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
I've heard the KIWIs keep them in their gum boots. Laughing Laughing

Ouch, boy you are cold blooded Vince.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 1:09 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

He's the man now.... brought him home to the rest of the flock, shore him on Sunday and let him loose....he just stood there looking down on the "ladies" waiting in the pen.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 5:46 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

That is a brilliant pic Elvis...you couldn't have done better if you posed him deliberately mate.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:25 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

It sure is an improvement over Vince's other avitar.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:31 am    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

On stage next

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 6:37 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
He's the man now.... brought him home to the rest of the flock, shore him on Sunday and let him loose....he just stood there looking down on the "ladies" waiting in the pen.

Nice pose (disguise) Vince ..........!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2014 6:44 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

Majestic aint he?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2015 6:48 pm    Post subject: Re: "Vince The Magnificent" Reply with quote

14 ewes 21 live lambs = 150% lambing.....its official he's a stud Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
only 4 ewes left to go.

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