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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1034 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:50 am Post subject: Shoplifter |
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An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
He said, " What is it? "
The husband said "She also stole a can of peas."
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slimjim Super Member
Joined: May 16, 2009 Posts: 8314 Location: Fort Worth TX
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:07 am Post subject: Re: Shoplifter |
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Cute, RePete. Thanks for the morning chuckle!
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:11 am Post subject: Re: Shoplifter |
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Marrital problems??
Good one RePete...
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:51 am Post subject: Re: Shoplifter |
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he would have been eating dog bikkies once she got home I bet.
great chuckle thankyou.
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:25 am Post subject: Re: Shoplifter |
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