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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1034 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:24 am Post subject: Grandpa |
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This one is for Vince - alright, about Vince.
Vince, who was visiting his family in Melbourne, AU, watched his granddaughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears ran down his face as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly, she stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Grandpa, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating." her grandfather replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs, sweetie." her grandfather answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
His heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question. He replied,
"No dear, both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well", she said, "That may be OK in B.C., but we're not having any of that crap in Australia!"
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Stercus Accidit = Sh*t Happens in Latin.
Nice try = You Suck spelled different.
My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as RESPECT FOR OTHERS. |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:47 am Post subject: Re: Grandpa |
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Yup...I'm proud of her too...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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stovepipe Super Member
Joined: Sep 25, 2008 Posts: 4877 Location: Pine, Az.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:01 am Post subject: Re: Grandpa |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:18 am Post subject: Re: Grandpa |
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awesome!!!that girl has the prioraties right.
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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