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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 6:24 am    Post subject: Grandpa Reply with quote

This one is for Vince - alright, about Vince.

Vince, who was visiting his family in Melbourne, AU, watched his granddaughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears ran down his face as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.

Suddenly, she stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Grandpa, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.

"They're mating." her grandfather replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs, sweetie." her grandfather answered.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

His heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question. He replied,

"No dear, both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat.

"Well", she said, "That may be OK in B.C., but we're not having any of that crap in Australia!"

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 8:47 am    Post subject: Re: Grandpa Reply with quote

Yup...I'm proud of her too...

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 2:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Grandpa Reply with quote

Oi! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:01 am    Post subject: Re: Grandpa Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Funny part about that Pete is I can see any one of my grandkids doing that mate. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:18 am    Post subject: Re: Grandpa Reply with quote

awesome!!!that girl has the prioraties right.

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