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The Asian Guy
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RePete
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 5:27 am    Post subject: The Asian Guy Reply with quote

I was standing in a bar in town yesterday and this little Asia guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I said to him, "Do you know any martial arts, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, why you ask me dat, is it coz I Asian?"
"No," I say, "It's because you're drinking my beer."

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:03 am    Post subject: Re: The Asian Guy Reply with quote

yip thats a goodun.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:27 am    Post subject: Re: The Asian Guy Reply with quote

thanks for the chuckle, RePete!

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