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Donut Slayer Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2007 Posts: 594 Location: Pensacola, Florida
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:53 am Post subject: Supernatural sex |
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A professor at UCLA was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’
About 90 students raise their hands!
‘Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?’
About 40 students raise their hands.
‘That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?’
About 15 students raise their hand.
‘Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?’
Three students raise their hands.
‘That’s fantastic . Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?’
Way in the back, Mohammed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says ‘Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.’
Mohammed replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, ‘So, Mohammed, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?’
Mohammed replied, ‘Shiite!! From way back there I thought you said Goats!
_________________ Browning X-Bolt in 30'06. The work for a pet load starts again. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. |
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:20 pm Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex |
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Hear that Vince?
Thats your crown falling and hitting the floor.
Giddee up and find a better one
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:21 am Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex |
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it bleats and doesnt baa,
so we should be safe from any foul accusations Vince.
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15704 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 3:22 am Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:51 am Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex |
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Cling clang clatter. Damn!! Would someone hand me that crown?
I'm thinkin' Gelandangan gets this one...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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dhc4ever Super Member
Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 2944 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:45 pm Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex |
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Elvis wrote: |
it bleats and doesnt baa,
so we should be safe from any foul accusations Vince. |
Well you've left the door wide open on that one Elvis.
But in the interests of trans Tasman relations, I'll bite my tongue
_________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics.............. |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:23 pm Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex |
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hay there dhc4ever... if you look close I was giving you wallaby wallopers a heads up that the "others" may be about to start slinging the proverbial in "our"direction.... Crikey its hard to give you fellas a heads up round here!!!
do you know why pigs are left alone????
someone let on that they might squeal on you!!!
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11390 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:09 am Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex |
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We need a "head slap" emoticon. Oh Brother....
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9239 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 1:41 pm Post subject: Re: Supernatural sex |
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_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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