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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:19 am    Post subject: irish family Reply with quote

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma..

After being in a coma for nearly six months, she woke up and saw that she was no longer pregnant.

Frantically she asked the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replied, “You had twins, a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. However they were poorly at birth and had to be
christened immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named them.”

The woman thought to herself, ‘Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother. He's a fecking clueless idiot! ‘

Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor, “Well, what's my daughter's name?”
“Denise” said the doctor.

The new mother was somewhat relieved and thought to herself, ‘Wow, that's a really beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like Denise.'

Then she asked, “What's the boy's name?”

The doctor replied “Denephew !"

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:56 pm    Post subject: Re: irish family Reply with quote

THATS ANOTHER GOOD ONE

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:24 pm    Post subject: Re: irish family Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 12:09 am    Post subject: Re: irish family Reply with quote

very good. ta for the chuckle I needed a pick me up Ive been working with irish all day.

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