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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:51 pm    Post subject: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

Someone asked me: Don't you feel anything when ya shoot someone?
I said: Yes i do, mostly i feel the recoil !
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 2:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

Deer Hunter Decoy

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 3:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

recoil therapy is good, eating what you shoot is even better.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

Citing Emily Holman's right to feel safe traversing vast open spaces, especially when within visual range of clock towers, parking structures, and tall buildings, a judge awarded the 28-year-old a 3,000-yard restraining order yesterday against her former boyfriend, retired Marine sniper Gordon Lee Blackwood.

"When we broke up he started calling me 10 times a day from his job," said Holman, who realized Blackwood's office building, which had an open, flat roof, was only 1,800 yards away. "He had me flinching every time I saw sunlight glinting off any surface within two and a half miles."

Blackwood would not comment on the judge's decision, saying only that he still loved Holman and was trying to understand the distance and crosswinds that separated them. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:50 pm    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

thats abit harsh she could just leave town...

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:01 am    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

Ghost wrote:
...Blackwood would not comment on the judge's decision, saying only that he still loved Holman and was trying to understand the distance and crosswinds that separated them. Very Happy

But that's only so he could update his doping data.

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:49 am    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

But what's all that have to do with the interesting "decoy"?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

A sniper said to his wife: "Oh honey, i missed you!" Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:50 am    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

Dangerous Sneeky Stealth Wolf Laughing Cool


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:49 am    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

Ghost wrote:
Dangerous Sneeky Stealth Wolf Laughing Cool


now THATS a gillie suit. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 9:49 am    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

A Wintergillie. Very Happy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

Donut Slayer wrote:
Ghost wrote:
Dangerous Sneeky Stealth Wolf Laughing Cool


now THATS a gillie suit. Very Happy


for who to catch?
Or is this already a sheepjoke... Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

Hell if I know Aloysius...My guess is we are working on Ghost's avitar.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

photo shop or not that is funny.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:29 pm    Post subject: Re: Sniper & Hunt jokes Reply with quote

He's hiding sometheng...

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