THE DOCTOR TOLD ME

Vince · Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:38 am Post subject: THE DOCTOR TOLD ME

The Doctor told me:

"You can have just one can of beer a week!"

So I ordered just one!

Cheers

I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER NOW

Cheers, Vince

Aloysius · Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:03 am Post subject: Re: THE DOCTOR TOLD ME

Heineken?

One morning a Dutchman meets a belgian guy in a bar. Waiter comes and ask what they want to drink. "For me a Heineken" said the Dutchman. Waiter points to the belgian guy and ask: "And you?" Guy answers: "For me a Heineken, I'm not allowed to drink beer before noon..."

Vince · Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 5:13 am Post subject: Re: THE DOCTOR TOLD ME

Cheers, Vince

Ominivision1 · Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:59 am Post subject: Re: THE DOCTOR TOLD ME

I think your beer can is empty Vince, take a look at the trailer axles and you'll notice 1 set of wheels on the ground meaning LITE BEER. Very Happy

Vince · Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:31 pm Post subject: Re: THE DOCTOR TOLD ME

Yeah I know mate...it's on its way back to be re-filled. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

stovepipe · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:40 am Post subject: Re: THE DOCTOR TOLD ME

Aloysius wrote:

Heineken?

One morning a Dutchman meets a belgian guy in a bar. Waiter comes and ask what they want to drink. "For me a Heineken" said the Dutchman. Waiter points to the belgian guy and ask: "And you?" Guy answers: "For me a Heineken, I'm not allowed to drink beer before noon..."

Now THAT was funny! Laughing

stovepipe · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 9:43 am Post subject: Re: THE DOCTOR TOLD ME

Vince wrote:

Yeah I know mate...it's on its way back to be re-filled. Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

I wonder why, VINCE. Laughing