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dhc4ever Super Member Joined: May 26, 2011 Posts: 1256 Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:29 pm Post subject: 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder'.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE ALL HURRICANES NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...
BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS
Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
Nominated as the world's best short joke
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied. _________________ Pete
Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
Vince Super Member Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 10159 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
Elvis Super Member Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 4965 Location: south island New Zealand
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:00 pm Post subject: Re: 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
but getting close to the line
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers!
ROADJOCKY Member Joined: Jan 29, 2010 Posts: 100 Location: SOUTHERN-OHIO
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:53 pm Post subject: Re: 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
gelandangan Super Member Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 4255 Location: Sydney Australia
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:16 pm Post subject: Re: 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
I thought one of them is the answer to:
Why Elvis know about to color of the gum boot ? _________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
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