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5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!
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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:29 pm    Post subject: 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Reply with quote

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder'.


Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q: WHY WERE ALL HURRICANES NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.


Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...


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Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.







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A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'



'Not yet,' she replied.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:47 pm    Post subject: Re: 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Reply with quote

UH OH

Ignore Ignore Angel

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:00 pm    Post subject: Re: 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Reply with quote

very funny Very Happy but getting close to the line Embarassed .

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:53 pm    Post subject: Re: 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:16 pm    Post subject: Re: 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! Reply with quote

Dam!

I thought one of them is the answer to:

Why Elvis know about to color of the gum boot ?

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