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dhc4ever
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:04 pm    Post subject: lecture Reply with quote
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

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Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:52 am    Post subject: Re: lecture Reply with quote
Yes...a few times...I'm just not a very good student.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 11:53 pm    Post subject: Re: lecture Reply with quote
I have attened that lecture also and what a wife can do to the human body.

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