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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:03 am Post subject: At The Gym |
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An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked the trainer who was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet young thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM machine in the lobby."
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:19 am Post subject: Re: At The Gym |
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_________________ Regards
Limitations are but boundaries created inside our minds. |
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:29 pm Post subject: Re: At The Gym |
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too true
good one.
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2648 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:24 pm Post subject: Re: At The Gym |
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that works some times!
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