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Three women at the beach
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:59 am    Post subject: Three women at the beach Reply with quote

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach...he had no arms and no legs.

Three women from England , Wales , and Scotland were walking past and stopped to talk to the
poor fellow.

The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No!" so she gave him a big hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said, "No!" so she gave him a big kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman said, "'Ave ya nae been fooked, laddie?"

The man broke into a big smile and said, "No!"......................................

She said, "Aye, ya will be when the tide comes in!"
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:03 am    Post subject: Re: Three women at the beach Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL ROFL Good one OB.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:16 am    Post subject: Re: Three women at the beach Reply with quote

A thigh slapper. Party

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