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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:20 pm    Post subject: Mowing the lawn Reply with quote

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something more
important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."




The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Mowing the lawn Reply with quote

upsetting your wee wifey like that when she had sissors in her hand you are lucky to have a limp...

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