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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:50 pm Post subject: Friendly Holiday Advice |
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Friendly Holiday Advice
Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by a** holes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and sh1te like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three and a half times as many accidents.
This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.
_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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Ominivision1 Super Member
Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:20 pm Post subject: Re: Friendly Holiday Advice |
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Got you 100%,
stay safe and have a happy holidays to all.
_________________ Regards
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15718 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9256 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:06 pm Post subject: Re: Friendly Holiday Advice |
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thanks a great chuckle.
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