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Argus
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:48 pm    Post subject: Stuttering Kitty Reply with quote

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.

A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,' she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'.....and before he could say "F**k", the rottweiler ate him!
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Stuttering Kitty Reply with quote

Laugh one for the Day! Thanks Mate. Welcome to HuntingNut!!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Stuttering Kitty Reply with quote

Welcome aboard Argus...Tooheys is in the esky mate, grab a stump and join us at the fire. What part of Sydney you from buddy...I'm an old Blacktown boy myself.

Thanks for the chuckle.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Stuttering Kitty Reply with quote

Hi Vince,

I am on the North Side - Berowra to be exact. Live in a tin roofed, wooden floor, brick shack in the bush under a waterfall, creek beside that separates me from the National Park. Lots of funnel web spiders in the yard, red belly black snakes in the creek, king brown snakes in the cliff around the waterfall, diamond pythons in my roof (keeps the bush mice down!), Lyre Birds, parrots, wallabies and too many rubbernecking bushwalkers coming to look at my waterfall. Terrible place to live!

My big Rhodesian Ridgeback gets plenty of excitement on the boundaries.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Stuttering Kitty Reply with quote

I had to steal it for my status on facebook!! Allready got one like on it!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:28 pm    Post subject: Re: Stuttering Kitty Reply with quote

Berowra...a lovely spot Argus.

Wow mate...your setup there is to well and truly be envied. The Funnel Webs and King Browns would make life interesting...but if you have the right "understanding" with them it wouldn't be too bad.

The Ridgey will keep the rubberneckers back mate...had one myself some years ago...very protective of their patch.

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