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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:04 pm    Post subject: Year of the... Reply with quote

2007 year of the Cow... Mad Cow disease,

2008 year of the Bird... Avian flu,

2009 year of the Pig... Swine flu,

2010 year of the Cock... anyone else worried?
Just wondering...that's all. Confused

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Suzanne
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Year of the... Reply with quote

Yer jest bein nasty,,,,supposed to be the year of the tiger (must have the cock flu or something)

(read that in an old lady voice)
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:23 am    Post subject: Re: Year of the... Reply with quote

have you heard that swine and avian flu have mutated together? the scientists will come up with a fool proof vacine when pigs can fly...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:35 am    Post subject: Re: Year of the... Reply with quote

Flying or not, pigs better watch out because Suz likes srews...


ever heard the joke of the flemish farmer who bought an english boar for his pigs? The boar flew backwards everytime he jumped a sow...
he had left threading...

do they also drive on the left side of the road in Australia? Smile
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Bushmaster
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:25 am    Post subject: Re: Year of the... Reply with quote

As we digress down hill...

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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:54 pm    Post subject: Re: Year of the... Reply with quote

Yep...we sure do drive on the left hand side...which is the right side...the left....ummmm...you know what I mean.

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English Mike
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Year of the... Reply with quote

Driving on the left id how it's meant to be.
I can transition to doing it wrong easily enough when on four wheels because it's obvious summink is different.
Getting on a motorcycle & RIDING on the wrong side of the road was MUCH harder to become familiar with.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Year of the... Reply with quote

English Mike wrote:
Driving on the left is how it's meant to be.

I have to agree with you. I spent two years commuting to the UK 3 times a month and got so used to driving on the left and round-abouts, I actually preferred it. When I got back to the US, I'd have to slap myself upside the yead a dozen time to make sure I was in the correct lane. UK highways are much better also, no combining on and off ramps and plenty of room to merge, plus everyone stays to the outside unless to pass. One morning after I got back to the US, my wife and I got up early to head out. I started driving down the road on the left side, felt natural until she screamed at me "what do you think your doing"!
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Year of the... Reply with quote

Lemme see if I'm following...

Left is Right?

And Right is Wrong?

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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Year of the... Reply with quote

hunterjoe21 wrote:
Lemme see if I'm following...

Left is Right?

And Right is Wrong?

Summint like that HJ...or words to that effect. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Year of the... Reply with quote

Well here we drive on the "Right" side of the road, right?

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