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A woman goes to the doctor
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:10 am    Post subject: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .


Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine against that:
When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman: "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me."

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

Hiding Hiding

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:22 am    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Ouch, but I get the deeper meaning
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:33 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Your still good, Vince!!! ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:03 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

I am thinking that if I would tell that to my wife - the joke would now become...A man walks into the doctor.......

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:47 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Shooting Flame Bonk Whip Help Ignore Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:38 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Thanks Cary....good to see ya back mate.

Ummm...Wiley....don't show it to the missus mate...safer that way. Laughing

Now, I'm waiting for a screaming whistle and someone to yell INCOMING when Suz sees this one. I'm going back into hiding... scared Shiner (love ya Suz...truly mate Hug LadysMan )

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:47 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
I'm waiting for a screaming whistle and someone to yell INCOMING when Suz sees this one.

My thoughts exactly mate! Help
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:49 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Now, Now, it was funny Vince.






faking it
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:36 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
faking it

Based the closing, you might be giving a PM.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:27 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Id watch your back Vince Hiding you might get some pay back from Suz.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:39 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Yeah I know Joe....good thing about Suz though is she has a good sense of humour and is happy to laugh along wiv the rest of us....thing that worries me though is that laugh comes just before the THUMP. Laughing Hiding

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:24 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

"Thump"?? I was thinking more in the line of Crash, tinkle, whomp. Then "Thump".....

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:50 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

BLOOOOMPTFH ??

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:03 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Vince has the scars to prove it Bonk Fencing


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 5:10 pm    Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor Reply with quote

Can't help but wonder had I been the one to post this !!! scared

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