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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:06 pm Post subject: Feeling depressed........ |
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the wars,
global warming, my savings, my medical insurance, taxes,
Social Security,
my credit card debt....
I called Lifeline.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan
I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if
I could drive a truck..
Suz
_________________ May the moon keep you centered,
May the sun keep you dancing,
And the stars shed light on your dreams. |
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wiersy111 Super Member
Joined: May 13, 2009 Posts: 2376 Location: Central Minnesota
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:16 pm Post subject: Re: Feeling depressed........ |
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_________________ A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America " for an amount of "up to and including my life."
US ARMY RETIRED
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
Being "Over the Hill" is much better then being under it! |
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TRBLSHTR Super Member
Joined: Mar 23, 2007 Posts: 1071 Location: Lower 48's-left coast(near portlandia)
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sniper Super Member
Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Posts: 735 Location: Utah
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shrpshtrjoe Super Red Neck Member
Joined: Jan 26, 2005 Posts: 2965 Location: Maryland
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