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The Duck.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:58 pm    Post subject: The Duck. Reply with quote

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck Cuddles has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed "Are you sure?" "Yes I am sure. The duck is dead." He replied. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma oe something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room - returning a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out, returning a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up onto the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on it's haunches, shook it's head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill and looked at it. She cried "$150 to tell me my duck is dead?"
The vet shrugged and said "I'm sorry. If you had taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150!"

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:30 pm    Post subject: Re: The Duck. Reply with quote

ROFL thats pretty good delboy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:59 pm    Post subject: Re: The Duck. Reply with quote

Gotta tell that one to the wife LOL


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:31 pm    Post subject: Re: The Duck. Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL I was drinking coffee and it ended up getting sprayed all over the place!!!!!!!!!! Laughing Thanks, i needed that!

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