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Safe to swim here?
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DallanC
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:00 am    Post subject: Safe to swim here? Reply with quote
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em."


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:19 am    Post subject: Re: Safe to swim here? Reply with quote
Yer on a roll DallanC......KEEP 'EM COMMING! Smile

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