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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:58 am    Post subject: View Reply with quote

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, OR. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.
She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'

He smiled and then told her, 'Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.

I'm sorry, but they turned me down.'

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:27 am    Post subject: Re: View Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Nice. Haha Haha Haha Haha

On a more serious note, there are way too many of those type of tree-huggers running around in OR.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:01 pm    Post subject: Re: View Reply with quote

Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:50 pm    Post subject: Re: View Reply with quote

ROFL thats funny Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:48 am    Post subject: Re: View Reply with quote

Parental Advisory Nuts ROFL

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:25 pm    Post subject: Re: View Reply with quote

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... ROFL ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ROFL ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ROFL
Darn, Vince, that one almost kilt me! Very Happy

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