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Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:38 am    Post subject: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

Morning: 1:00 AM: Alarm clock rings. 2:00 AM: Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed. 2:30 AM: Throw everything except kitchen sink into pickup. 3:00 AM: Leave for deep woods. 3:15 AM: Drive back home to pick up gun. 3:30 AM: Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight. 4:00 AM: Set up camp. Forgot the stupid tent. 4:30 AM: Head for the woods. 6:05 AM: See eight deer. 6:06 AM: Take aim and squeeze trigger. 6:07 AM: CLICK. 6:08 AM: Load gun while watching deer go over hill. 8:00 AM: Head back to camp. 9:00 AM: Still looking for camp. 10:00 AM: Realize that you don't know where camp is.

Afternoon: Fire gun for help---eat wild berries. 2:15 PM: Run out of bullets---eight deer come back. 2:20 PM: Strange feeling in stomach. 2:30 PM: Realize that you ate poison berries. 2:45 PM: Rescued. 2:55 PM: Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped, throw up instead. 3:15 PM: Arrive back at camp. 3:30 PM: Leave camp to kill deer. 4:00 PM: Return to camp for bullets. 4:01 PM: Load gun---leave camp again.

Evening: 5:00 PM: Empty gun on bug that is bugging you. 6:00 PM: Arrive at camp -- see deer grazing. 6:01 PM: Load gun. 6:02 PM: Fire gun. 6:03 PM: One dead pickup. 6:05 PM: Hunting partners arrive in camp dragging deer. 6:06 PM: Repress desire to shoot hunting partners. 6:07 PM: Fall into fire. 6:10 PM: Change clothing, throw burned ones in fire. 6:15 PM: Take pickup, leave hunting partners and deer in camp. 6:25 PM: Pickup boils over due to hole shot in block. 6:26 PM: Start walking. 6:30 PM: Stumble and fall, drop gun in mud. 6:35 PM: Meet bear. 6:36 PM: Take aim. 6:37 PM: Fire gun, blow up barrel that's plugged with mud. 6:38 PM: Mess pants. 6:39 PM: Climb tree. 11:00 PM: Bear leaves. Wrap gun around tree.

Midnight: Home at last. Fall on knees thanking Maker.

Next day: Watch football game on TV, slowly tearing up hunting license into small pieces, place in envelope, and mail to Game Warden. Laughing Embarassed

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

Wow looks like someone knows how my cousin hunts. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:13 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

Sounds like the defenition of the word vegetarian Laughing ROFL

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

Have you ever had one of those days...Vince...

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

I hate when that happens ROFL
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

jeh7mmmag wrote:
2:15 PM: Run out of bullets

Whats that I don't understand. You can run out of ammunition that fast ?? Shocked I don't understand how that is possible. wtf

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 6:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

must have only bring a few hundred rounds.. should have brought the big brick of 5000 rounds.. then the ammo would last at least till 2.45PM

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Days In The Life Of A Deer Hunter Reply with quote

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