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The Old Prospector
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Vince
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:03 pm    Post subject: The Old Prospector Reply with quote

n old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey.

He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying,
'Hey old man, have you ever danced?'

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said,
'No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to.'

A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said,
'Well, you old fool, you're gonna' dance now,'
and started shooting at the old man's feet.

The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing.

When the gunslinger fired his last bullet, he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.

The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pulled both hammers back making a double clicking sound. The gunslinger heard the sound and everything got quiet. The crowd watched as the gunslinger slowly turned around looking down both barrels of the shotgun.

The old man asked,
'Did you ever French kiss a mule square in the butt?'

The gunslinger swallowed hard and said,
'No. But I've always wanted to.'

The lessons from this story are:

1. Don't waste ammunition.

2. Don't mess with old people.

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:44 pm    Post subject: Re: The Old Prospector Reply with quote

3. dont forget to reload or you could end up with a bad taste in your mouth.....

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:14 pm    Post subject: Re: The Old Prospector Reply with quote

How true, Elvis...How very true... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:59 pm    Post subject: Re: The Old Prospector Reply with quote

Old prospector with a mule huh... Bushy, do you have a double barrel shotgun?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:16 pm    Post subject: Re: The Old Prospector Reply with quote

Pumpkinslinger wrote:
Old prospector with a mule huh... Bushy, do you have a double barrel shotgun?

ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:06 am    Post subject: Re: The Old Prospector Reply with quote

Shore do...Din't know thar was gold in them thar sand dunes in Floreedah... Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:33 am    Post subject: Re: The Old Prospector Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
How true, Elvis...How very true... Very Happy

Ah, Bushy old mate....and you know this how ???? wtf Confused Confused Confused Confused Embarassed Embarassed
Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Cheers, Vince

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