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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:03 am    Post subject: Experiance Counts.... Reply with quote

The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc.., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.



Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.



After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota .



There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the first day, John Mc. returned to the starting line and he had ten fish.



Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.



At the end of the 2nd day John Mc. came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none.



That evening, Harry Reid - States Senator and a member of the Democratic Party - got together secretly with Obama and said, 'Obama, I think John Mc. is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.'



The next night (after John Mc. returns with 50 fish), Harry said to Obama, 'Well, tell me, how is John Mc. cheating?'



Obama replied, 'Harry, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting holes in the ice.'

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:10 am    Post subject: Re: Experiance Counts.... Reply with quote

ROFL Thats Funny D ROFL . IMO that kind mentality is what he brings to the table Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:37 am    Post subject: Re: Experiance Counts.... Reply with quote

Laughing OUR MAN-DIMITRI Haha Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Experiance Counts.... Reply with quote

AHH Dimitri made my day once again!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:39 am    Post subject: Re: Experiance Counts.... Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

Good one 'Mitri....I like it mate. Gotta send a copy of this one to a mate in Missouri...he'll love it.

Cheers, Vince

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