One day these 2 big trees in the forest discovered a little sappling growing up between them. The tree on the right asks the tree on the left, is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The left tree says, I don't know. I can't tell from here. Well, just then a woodpecker comes flying up, lands on the little sappling and starts pecking like crazy. Seeing this, the left tree says to the right, lets ask our resident expert. The right tree says ok, Mr. woodpecker, is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch? The woodpecker stops pecking and says niether one but it is the best piece of ashe I've ever stuck my pecker in.

But funny nonetheless.

Cheers, Vince