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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6396 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:26 am Post subject: Happily ever after |
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An elderly man was headed home in his car one evening, swerving and weaving on the road, when he was stopped by a policeman.
"Have you been drinking tonight, sir?" the policeman asked.
"Well, I may have had a pint or two." The man replied, smiling. "Why do you ask?"
"Sir, your wife fell out of the car about a mile back."
"Oh, thank goodness," the man exclaimed. "I thought I'd gone deaf!"
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codybrown Super Member
Joined: Feb 10, 2007 Posts: 379 Location: Michigan
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:40 am Post subject: Re: Happily ever after |
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Hahahaha
_________________ I make mistakes like the next man. In fact, rather cleverer than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly larger. |
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