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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:40 pm    Post subject: Getting weighed Reply with quote

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Getting weighed Reply with quote

ROFL too good man.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Getting weighed Reply with quote

Nice one!

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