One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down.

Then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to, blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy.

The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.

Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart?"

"What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law."



Dimitri

I would not be a happy dad

Yeah Joe, but what can you do...??? I'm very glad that I was sucessful in getting my daughter to age and that everything she does NOW just gets me another grand child...

Bushmaster wrote:

Yeah Joe, but what can you do...??? I'm very glad that I was sucessful in getting my daughter to age and that everything she does NOW just gets me another grand child...

Hopefully I will fair as well as you did . Good Job........
I,m not looking forward to the dating seen she's 12 now. I have a 6 month old son as well I won't have to worry about the same issues with him though
Joe

Oh yes you will...I have 4 sons and you wouldn't believe the trash they brought home...They did. finally, marry decent young ladies, but what they experimented on...WOW!!! But then again...In my youth...So did I...

I never brought home any trash.

Dimitri

Maybe you should try 'Mitri.. after all, by your admission, you have different taste (I ameant that in the nice way too )

Dimitri wrote:

I never brought home any trash. Dimitri

Betcha if you asked Bushy's 4 sons they would say the same thing............

shrpshtrjoe wrote:

:burr: I would not be a happy dad

I'm stayin' right out of this one.....I've got 4 daughters.

However, having said that, I'm with you Joe....all the way mate.

Cheers, Vince

I have a 17 year old step-daughter who is dating a guy who has dreadlocks and is a vegetarian. I call him "the rastafarian vegetarian" or just "refugee from a banana boat". My doctor started treatin' me for anorexia because I throw up at least twice a week.

Longshot,

A vegetarian, does your daughter make you cook non-meat dishes (or atleast eat vegetarian) when he is around ??

If so I really feel sorry for you.

If I was in that position she wouldn't have been my step daughter anymore after I would have kicked his butt out the door, and the wife wouldn't like that I don't think.

Dimitri

I like to think of myself as easy goin', happy-go-lucky guy; step children have made me "Hard _ss Harry". The "rastafarian vegetarian" is not allowed in my house, when he was told this he sat down on the recliner and cried. That won alot of points with me, had to add sissy to the list. The older step daughter is a vegetarian and animal rights advocate, I turned her mother into a crack shot that likes to kill prairie dogs and deer. When I mounted the first deer my "almost" wife shot and hung it on her wall.... well, it went over like a "pregnant polevaulter".

P.S.- Wife don't like him either, but I am the bad guy.

Longshot,

Sounds like you found a keeper of a wife!

That whole sitting down and crying thing is common, I got to wonder what girls these days see in these metrosexual guys.

Dimitri

"Metrosexual"?? Dimitri?? Is that a new word or is that just Canadian for wierdo...??

Bushy,

Metrosexuals are men that act like women.

Retrosexuals are men that act like men.

Dimitri