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sniper Super Member
Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Posts: 735 Location: Utah
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: Auto accident |
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A fellow was driving, using his cell phone, and rear ended another car at a stop sign.
The man in the front car got out, and the second driver discovered he had hit a dwarf, who stormed up to the rear-ender, and said; "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
Just before the fight started, the other fellow was heard to say "Well, which one ARE you?"
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1895ss Super Member
Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Posts: 2612 Location: Not Here...!!
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:21 pm Post subject: Re: Auto accident |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:10 pm Post subject: Re: Auto accident |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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shrpshtrjoe Super Red Neck Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
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shrpshtrjoe Super Red Neck Member
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Bushmaster Super Member
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:47 pm Post subject: Re: Auto accident |
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What?? Oh yeah...The purple one...
_________________ I have one nerve left and yer standin' on it...
DEMOCRACY Two wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for lunch...
LIBERTY A well armed sheep contesting the outcome of the vote... |
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Morax Super Member
Joined: Dec 18, 2006 Posts: 618 Location: Pittsburgh Pa
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 3:50 pm Post subject: Re: Auto accident |
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hahahahha oh man his was good.. and perfect timing too.. the wife came home this morning from the food store, said "guess who was behind me in line" and not even thinking i said 6 other dwarves?!? hehehhe of course i didnt get dinner today...
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