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The same snail
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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 3:14 pm    Post subject: The same snail Reply with quote

The same snail was moving along through the grass when suddenly he was attacked and assaulted by two turtles. They beat the crap out of the poor little snail and left him rolled over on his shell just for good measure.

The police showed up and asked the snail to describe the entire incident for their report.

"I don't know," said the snail, "it all happened so fast."

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 8:17 pm    Post subject: Re: The same snail Reply with quote

Aw, c'mon now Tracks....lets not overdo it mate. I mean, 2 sick jokes in a row. Ugh.

Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:12 pm    Post subject: Re: The same snail Reply with quote

Bang Head Faint Bang Head

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:14 pm    Post subject: Re: The same snail Reply with quote

yep thats MY MAN

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