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Why do men prefer guns to women?
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:10 pm    Post subject: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

#10. You can trade in an old 44 for two new 22 guns.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun
for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. Guns don't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. You can buy a silencer for a gun.

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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 8:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Always a classic. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:19 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

That is so true
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:20 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

smiling..

chuck41 do you really want women to say what they like instead of men,
especially if you want to talk about replacing or " caliber" ?

regards

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:25 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Welcome aboard, chuck41, and you make several good points there, and I just hope my wife don't catch me typing this!! Smile

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:41 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

You're right 'mitri, it is a classic... Still funny though.

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

After a cold weekend hunting, is your rifle going to run you a hot bath and give you a back rub?

Because if your wives read this they wont either....lolol

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

keetoowah wrote:
After a cold weekend hunting, is your rifle going to run you a hot bath and give you a back rub?

Because if your wives read this they wont either....lolol

TOUCHE

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 10:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

keetoowah wrote:
Because if your wives read this they wont either....lolol

Well I'm not married so I think I'm safe. Cool

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:15 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Doh!!
You mean WIFE (wives?) do back rubs???
I have been duped... I never got any of those... Sad

Oh Honeeeyyyy!!!...

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:08 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

I usually run and rub my own
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:46 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

A good hot shower will take care of both of those!!! Smile

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:32 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

hot shower can't do what a woman can do with her hands or her love.
but they are nice anyway.


It just came to me, that must be what some wives do while their men or counterparts are out in the cold wet, snow with winds blowing stiffness into their bones while gutting their prey. Cussing because it begins to rain and everything is wet and cold.
They are having lonnnnnnng hot showers, sitting back with a remote in their skivvies, having a beer and enjoying everything be in order watching paint drying shows. Or out shopping for new things while the hubby is away.

Curses Batman all this time I could have been...nahhh sounds to bloody boring. Like being out in the woods.
Except for the shopping part, l do have a favorite sport store I am in all the time seeing all the new guns that have come in.
ooh oh oh oh oh.

oh honey have a new 3030 for you with leupold scope and caseeeee!!
and isnt my 460 mag pretty.LOL

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:04 am    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Some wives actually help with the hunt, too!! Smile

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Why do men prefer guns to women? Reply with quote

Some hubbies help with the hunt too. Very Happy

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